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Posted in sport on 22 September 2000 at 00:00. Discussion closed.

(Recycled from the House of Love)

Week one of the games: some random thoughts (updated every hour or three) …

  1. If archery is an olympic sport, why isn’t darts?
  2. Bruce McAvaney’s opening comments at the opening ceremony: "Three point seven billion people — that’s more than three billion people — will be watching this telecast…"
  3. Apparently we won a gold medal in The Madison … no doubt we have a chance in the Charleston too.
  4. Those absurdly fake Coke ads which supposedly show ordinary Aussies celebrating our successes … my favourite is the ecstatic response of "Belinda, Jason and workmates — Architect’s office, Adelaide" to Australia’s Archery gold medal.  Yeah, all the architects I know are big archery fans.
  5. Bruce again, this time to our gold winning equestrians: "You couldn’t have done it without the horses…"
  6. Matt Shirvington: no sign of that nagging groin injury
  7. If Dressage is an olympic event, shouldn’t they have a dog show too?
  8. Solo Synchronised Swimming debuts at the Athens games.  Synchronised with what?
  9. Found myself standing about 3 feet away from silver medallist Russell Mark last night.  Considered saying hello but decided the risk of saying something inapprorpiate about his sport (he’s a shooter) was too great.
  10. The whole country united in cheering for two teams: Australia, and whoever’s playing the USA.
  11. Still no sign of the Hungarian Water Polo team, but I’ll find them if it’s the last thing I do.
  12. Aussie pole-vaulting couple Viktor and Tatiana: can’t wait to see the babies.
  13. That closing ceremony: "a fiesta so camp even Liberace would have blushed" (BBC); "like a Macy’s parade on acid" (Washington Post); "if Salvador Dali held a homecoming parade, this is what it would look like" (Someone else).

Oi oi oi!


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