Ewan’s cock lopped off

Ewan McGregor

The nude scene will be cut from the US version of the film, apparently, a fact that has Ewan seething.

“If you want to see my penis, you’ll have to fly to Britain,” Ewan told the British film magazine Premiere. “If I’d blown away 5,000 people with a semiautomatic machine gun, that would be fine. But I showed my penis.”

“It does amuse me, the horrific violence that comes out of American cinema. But someone’s [cock] is too much.”

In a postmodern irony, the word “cock” in that last sentence is displayed as “****” everywhere I look, so I’m guessing … I doubt he said “dinky”.

According to Ananova, “The scene will remain uncut in Britain.” [chortle]

[pic via letmegetthisstraight.com]