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Howard speaks!

Disgraced ex-Prime Minister John Howard has broken his post-defeat silence with a speech to the American Enterprise Institute, a thinly-veiled extreme-right US think tank.

He has told the audience that scrapping the WorkChoices laws is the first time in 25 years that a major economic reform has been reversed.

And he has described his disappointment at the moves to bring Australian troops home from Iraq. (ABC News)

Hold the front page! Howard not a supporter of Kevin Rudd’s policies! He liked his own better! WHO KNEW?

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Costello to quit politics

During Kevin Rudd’s apology speech on Wednesday, “Peter Costello tapped on a laptop computer,” according to The Age’s Tony Wright.

Now we know what he was doing: updating his Facebook status to “is quitting parliament”.

Here’s the full story.

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Who Do You Think You Are?

I quite enjoy this documentary series which is being shown on SBS. In each episode, a minor celebrity traces his/her family tree. I’ve been interested in genealogy for a few years and have been tracing my own family roots over that time.

Last night’s episode focused on Geoffrey Robertson, the expatriate Australian barrister and judge with the plummy accent perhaps best-known as the host of the TV Hypotheticals series some years ago. Turns out he is descended from a Prussian woman who may or may not have been the illegitimate daughter of Kaiser Wilhelm, and from some Scottish peasants who came out to Australia in the mid-19th century. As that part of the story unfolded it became more and more familiar to me — turns out that my own (mother’s) family came out from the same part of Scotland, in the same year, on the same ship. Curious coincidence.

Word of the day

The best words are the ones you coin yourself.

precipitation envy noun. A sense of discontented or resentful longing brought about by lack of rain in one’s own area when it’s pissing down elsewhere. (Backformation; by analogy with menstruation envy).

Not that I can complain as we had some nice rain overnight.

Word of the year?

The Macquarie Dictionary is conducting an online poll to find the word of the year from selected new entries to the dictionary in 2007. Some selected candidates:

lady garden
noun Colloquial (euphemistic) a woman’s pubic region.
man flu
noun Colloquial (humorous) a minor cold contracted by a man who proceeds to exaggerate the symptoms enormously.
salad dodger
noun Colloquial (derogatory) an overweight person.
arse antlers
plural noun Colloquial a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side.
butt bra
noun Colloquial a garment worn as a support for the buttocks. [butt + bra]
manscaping
noun a grooming procedure in which hair is shaved or trimmed from a man’s body, as from the back, legs, chest, genitals, etc. [man + (land)scap(e) + -ing]
silent disco
noun a disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution.
Helengrad
noun NZ Colloquial (humorous) Wellington, seen as controlled by the government of Prime Minister Helen Clark. [Helen Clark + -grad common Russian ending meaning `town']
slummy mummy
noun Colloquial a mother of young children who has abandoned all care for her personal appearance. See yummy mummy. [slum + -m- + -y + mummy]
grapple tackle
noun Rugby League an illegal tackle in which the opponent is held around the head and neck and pressure is applied to the neck, obstructing the trachea and carotid artery.
microgrom
noun Colloquial a young surfer, especially one under the age of ten. [micro- + grom(met)]

Will the word of the year be one of the above, or will it be slow travel, traffic-light party, infomania, toad juice or what?

Nearly there

Less than half an hour until the polls close in the Eastern states, so we’ll know soon enough whether the Australian people have voted to remove the old bastard or lost their nerve at the last minute. Everyone I speak to is nervous — the opinion polls have narrowed a bit in the last few days (although why, no-one seems to know: the conservatives have had a horror week) and it looks like it could be close after all.

I’m staying true to my beliefs and predicting a strong Labor victory, with a national swing of about 7.2 percent. Whether this is inspired, optimistic, wishful thinking or just sheer bloody-mindedness we’ll know soon enough.

Pour me a stiff drink, warm the set and bring forth the oracle that is Antony Green. I am ready for anything*.

* (Except a coalition victory, of course).

Why we love living in bush

There’s a woman from Lara being interviewed on the radio. She’s being interviewed, at some length, because she’s painted her entire flock of sheep with blue and white stripes. She’s a Geelong supporter, you see, and it’s footy finals time here in Victoria, and Geelong’s colours are blue and white.

She’s a bit worried though as the paint she used isn’t waterproof and has started to fade already. Apparently it’s already more of a Kangaroos (light) blue than a Geelong (dark) blue, so she’s off to give them a second coat.

It’s the little things.

I love ewes all.

Channelling Shiva

I’ve been thinking a lot about Shiva this week. You know, the Indian deity, god of destruction and rejuvenation. I’m not a religious person but I’ve always been intrigued by Shiva — as someone who was brought up within Christianity, the idea of a god of destruction seems perverse. But like so many of the Indian gods, Shiva represents contrasting, but complementary attributes: he is both destroyer and redeemer. With destruction comes rebirth; an acknowledgment of the cycle of birth and death (and rebirth, if you like) as well as the intrinsic psychic link between creation and destruction.

This is a roundabout way of saying that I’ve spent much of the last week destroying stuff, so as to create anew. It has been invigorating, occasionally painful (I have many more small injuries than I can count) and wearing (sorry for the lack of updates). But I have taken possession of this land and have started the long journey towards reshaping it towards our purpose.

The destruction phase (praise Shiva) is the enormous task of clearing up the area around our house — the bushfire season is approaching and the previous owners thoughtfully left several tonnes of highly combustible tree branches, eucalyptus leaves and assorted kindling piled up around our new home. Obviously that has to go before it becomes cause for real concern. So we lit a bonfire on Tuesday and it has been going ever since — we build it up during the day and keep feeding it until evening, when we let it die down. In the morning it’s still smoldering, so we start stacking more fuel on, and on it goes. I reckon if we keep that fire going for a month, by the beginning of October we’ll have cleared most of the combustible material within 20 metres of the house.

This kind of preparation is part of the reality of living in the Australian bush. I’m not a stranger to it (although it’s never before been my house that I was working to save). Every year we are warned and every year people die because they were not adequately prepared for the inferno when it came. I hope not to be one of those statistics.
As well as that, I’ve been clearing the area that will become our vegetable garden. The land has been cleared before (I think they even tried to grow some stuff there) but it’s been let go and I’ve been cutting down bushes, moving logs and trying to wrestle the land back into submission. All of this, I should point out, without mechanical assistance. Yesterday I disassembled the old dunny which was sitting right where I hope to be growing heirloom tomatoes sometime soon. Below the fold, a series of photos documenting that process. If you are in any way interested in dunny demolition, you will want to check these out.

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Cartoon by Steve Bell from The [London] Guardian, 6 July.