@franksting that was quite a flood.
@DomSequitur any other month I can do it, but not February. Or any summer month really. Did seven consecutive booze-free months last year.
.@DomSequitur February is the cruellest month. How people can get through it without booze is beyond me.
@DomSequitur experience? Pffft, it’s parenting, everyone knows how to do that.
@DomSequitur remember the subtle messages you send now will terrorise her for years to come. She’ll thank you.
Maybe if Coca-Cola quit sponsoring the #Sochi homophoboloympics they could afford that fancy new peach canner without a handout?
@DomSequitur time to start shaming her about that. It’s never too late to encourage unhealthy body image.
@DomSequitur it was my HSC Shakespeare. I can still recite most of the play by heart after 30 years.