Football conversations

“Hello! Hello! Where are you from?”

“Australia.”

(PAINED EXPRESSION) “Australia no good. Four-zero.”

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“Hello! Welcome in Syria! Which Country?”

“Australia.”

“Aussie Aussie Aussie!”

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“Hello! You like football? World cup? Which country you like?”

“I’m from Australia, so I like Australia.”

(PAUSE) (GALES OF LAUGHTER)

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