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Politicians say the darndest things

Danna Vale is opposed to legalising RU486 because it will turn Australia into an outpost of Islam:

“I’ve actually read in the Daily Telegraph where a certain imam from the Lakemba mosque actually said that Australia is going to be a Muslim nation in 50 years’ time,” she said.

“I didn’t believe him at the time but when you actually look at the birthrates and you look at the fact that we are aborting ourselves almost out of existence.”

Mrs Vale says apart from the morals of the issue, she is concerned about what she says are the implications for Australia’s future.

Danna probably doesn’t read buggery.org, but I think it’s worth pointing out that:

  1. About 1.5% of Australians identified as Muslim in the 2001 Census; by comparison, 67.4% identify as Christian;
  2. Assuming that the availability of RU486 leads to the abortion of every non-Muslim foetus conceived in the next fifty years, the number of Muslims would need to rise by 7.27% per year [1] before Australia achieves a majority Muslim population.
  3. Australia’s current population growth rate is 1.2% per annum [2].
  4. Danna Vale is a moron.

Obviously the RU486 bill (which is only marginally about abortion; the real debate is about whether the TGA or the Mad Monk should be responsible for deciding which drugs are safe for Australians to use) is going to pass tomorrow, otherwise there’d be no need to resort to desperate tactics like playing the Muslim terror card.

[1] The statistical formula used to arrive at this figure is ((50/1.5)^(1/50))-1.

[2] Source: ABS.

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Misheard news

US Vice-President Dick Cheney has accidentally shot and wounded a man in a whale hunting accident.

I’m sorry, I’ll just read that again.

Turns out Cheney was hunting quails (or Quayles?), not whales, but my hearing’s obviously not getting any better. The 78-year-old multimillionaire lawyer that Cheney mistook for a small chicken is doing fine, unfortunately, after being rescued by the medical team and ambulance that follows Dick Cheney at all times, just in case he shoots something he oughtn’t.

If only…

If only our Prime Minister was as good a dancer as his Hungarian opposite number:

A video clip [1.4MB WMV file] available on the Internet starts with [Hugh] Grant in the movie Love Actually, in the role of the British prime minister peering out of the window in his room at 10 Downing Street.

But the man who then turns to face the camera is Hungary’s Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany, who goes on to dance to a pop song around his study. (ABC/Reuters)

And so he does. Twirling joyfully to the Pointer Sisters’ Jump (For Your Love), no less. And they said disco was dead.

Gyurcsany (video still)

I’m half-tempted to pass this on to DudeTube (NSFW).

Homosexuality in Iraq

Tim from Road to Surfdom points out this informative Reuters article about the status of gays in newly-liberated Iraq. “You probably aren’t surprised to learn that homosexuality was a crime in Saddam Hussein’s Iraq,” writes Tim. “Changing that doesn’t seem to have been a high priority of the new government.”

Saddam Hussein’s government outlawed homosexual acts in 2001, the Reuters article explains, along with prostitution, incest and rape, all of them punishable by death, presumably to appease Islamic conservatives. That law is still on the books, and while Iraq’s new constitution has protections against discrimination based on “a variety of grounds, including sex, religion, belief, opinion and social and economic status, [it] fails to explicitly mention homosexuality.”

Like Tim, I’m hardly surprised that the flowering of freedom and democracy in Iraq doesn’t go so far as to protect Iraqi gays, and I share his alarm at the account in the Reuters article of so-called ‘honour killings’, under which relatives of gays (or those supposed to be gay) are free to carry out the ultimate sentence themselves:

Article 111 of the Iraqi Penal Code exempts from prosecution and punishment men who kill other men or female relatives in defence of their family’s honour.

“He who discovers his wife, one of his female relatives committing adultery or a male relative engaged in sodomy and kills, wounds or injures one of them, is exempted from any penalty,” the law states.

The article includes an interview with a man who killed his own son, by hanging him in front of his own house, and spent a month in prison.

“Iraqis are showing their courage every day, and we are proud to be their allies in the cause of freedom,” said George Bush in the State of the Union address this year. Freedom. Democracy. Liberty. Justice. Do they even mean anything at all?

State of the Onion

Despite a passing reference to “activist courts that try to redefine marriage,” America’s annual exercise in political theatre and grand self-congratulation contained no reference to Bush’s old plan for a constitutional amendment to restrict marriage to opposite-sex couples. A sign that this has been consigned to the too-hard basket of history, perhaps?

The headline seems to be the statements referring to energy policy — but as always the devil’s in the detail. “America is addicted to oil,” Bush said, and that oil is “often imported from unstable parts of the world.”

Bush announced something he called the Advanced Energy Initiative, which will increase research into alternative fuels. Or will it? The technologies Bush mentioned include solar and wind power (good), “zero-emission coal-fired plants” (there’s no such thing, except in the minds of the coal industry’s PR flaks), and “clean, safe nuclear energy” (OK, now I know where this is leading). Continue reading

Priceless

I'm with stupid

Not sure where this originated (hat-tip to Kabi for sending it to me) or who the larrikins in the photo are, but this is too good not to share:

Note especially Hyacinth’s — er, Janette’s — expression in the back of the shot.

Depression humour

Today’s Leunig cartoon in The Age is a reference to the recent resignation of Western Australian Premier Geoff Gallop, who announced he was suffering from depression.

Cartoon

With all the bad news about the government’s involvement in the rorting by the Australian Wheat Board of the UN oil-for-food program, I venture to say we could even see a resignation or two from the government’s ranks in the not-too-distant future. Fingers crossed.

The simmering bigotry in the Liberal ranks

The loss of Liberal preselection by an openly-gay Liberal MP, Andrew Olexander, has provided a sharp focus on the homophobia simmering just below the surface in the Victorian state Liberal Party.

The Liberals are desperately on the nose in the state they once regarded as the “jewel in the [Tory] crown”. A recent opinion poll has the Libs going backwards. Their leader is a pompous ass who appears to have little public support in or outside his party. Offered a free kick to back Doyle on TV the other day, Peter Costello could only manage a weak “as far as I’m aware there’s no-one who wants to challenge him.” It’s hardly a ringing endorsement.

So with the leader looking like Piggy Malone and the party looking increasingly lost, what to do? Time for a good old-fashioned Liberal witch-hunt.

I can’t say I’m a supporter of Andrew Olexander’s, and of course it is true that he had a rather unfortunate encounter with a bottle of whisky and an automobile not so long ago, but it’s emblematic of the conservative side of politics to do this sort of stuff.

Olexander’s claims that he is the victim of a culture of bigotry have of course been denied by the Liberal powerbrokers, but does anyone believe them? Of course they are homophobic — we’re talking about the Liberal Party here.

The war of words has now escalated to the point where Doyle and Olexander will go head-to-head in a partyroom vote next Tuesday. Doyle will try to have the already-disendorsed Olexander booted out of the parliamentary party. If that fails, Doyle will be dead in the water and the state Liberals will be looking for a new leader with less than a year to go before the next election. The party, says David Broadbent in The Age, is at war with itself.

Meanwhile, The Age has provided a couple of on-the-record statements by current and former Liberal state MPs to give an sense of the attitude towards mattress-munchers that prevails in the party.

A 1995 comment from the now shadow treasurer, Robert Clark:

I believe homosexual practices form a destructive way of life, destructive to the individual and destructive also to other individuals who are brought into that way of life. I suppose it is most readily demonstrable at a physical level; it is a physical fact that the human body is not designed for many homosexual practices and it is clear that physical problems follow from those practices.

More recently, Clark claimed he was expressing a personal view and said: “I do not believe the Liberal Party is bigoted or prejudiced against people because of their sexual beliefs.” Yeah, right.

David Perrin, a former Liberal backbencher who also happens to be national president of that happy bunch of troglodytes, the Australian Family Association, reckons he has accumulated considerable amount of evidence of the “homosexual agenda”:

“The medical professions have a view that homosexuality is a disease,” Mr Perrin said, and that the “homosexual lobby” had infiltrated psychiatric associations in the United States and changed the view that homosexuality was a treatable illness.

“The homosexual lobby has been very cunning in the way it has turned the debate around 180 degrees” so that today it was people opposed to homosexuality who were regarded as ill.

Adelaide

We’re in Adelaide for the 2005 NAPWA Conference. Across the road from our hotel is a 25-storey Hyatt Hotel, occupied by one man and his numerous protective staff. The Hyatt is surrounded by concrete barriers, wire mesh and barbed wire. This is the view from the front door of my hotel:

Rumsfeld's prison

I bet Donald Rumsfeld hates being locked up like this all the time. But he deserves it.

No man can serve two masters

“You cannot serve both God and mammon,” according to my primary school Catholic indoctrination, yet the man who has been “appointed” to head the still un-legislated-for Fair Pay Commission says he will be taking his instructions directly from the Industrial Relations Commissioner in the Sky:

GOD will guide the man charged with setting the minimum wage.

The head of the proposed new Fair Pay Commission, Ian Harper, revealed yesterday that he wants to use the post to do “God’s will” and will rely on his faith and values to make fair and balanced decisions for low-paid workers. [The Age]

If the Fair Pay Commission wants to be fair dinkum about its role (both statutory and theological), it would be setting a maximum wage as well as a minimum — after all, the tax-dodging spivs and multi-squillionaires at the top end of the scale are doing their share of holding Australia back, too. Seeing as how it’s harder for a rich man to get into heaven than it is to drive a camel through the eye of a needle, the pious Ian Harper might like to lead the way by refusing to take a penny more than the minimum wage he is setting for millions of others.