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How Australian politics works

  1. The Prime Minister says he will not meet the Dalai Lama when he visits next month. Australian Greens leader Bob Brown calls the PM ‘pathetic’ and accuses the government of hypocrisy for criticising Zimbabwe while turning a blind eye to human rights abuses by our biggest trading partner.
  2. The Opposition leader says he won’t meet the Dalai Lama either. Brown accuses Rudd of hypocrisy too: “the more powerful the political leader in Australia, the weaker they become before the dictates of Beijing,” he says.
  3. The Prime Minister, who has refused to meet with the Dalai Lama on several occasions, accuses the Opposition leader of hypocrisy – for refusing to meet the Dalai Lama.
  4. The Prime Minister says he will “check his diary” to see if, after all, he does have time to meet with the Dalai Lama.
  5. The Opposition leader announces he will (probably) meet with the Dalai Lama.
  6. The Dalai Lama says he doesn’t give a flying fuck about the Australian election and doesn’t want to meet either of them, because they’re a pair of useless populist morons who wouldn’t know the moral high ground if they tripped over it.
  7. [go to #1]

File under: why I’m still voting for the Greens.

Plan to track HIV-positive visitors

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more stupid:

HIV-POSITIVE visitors to the country could have their movements monitored or be prevented from coming altogether, under policy options being considered by the Government.

Prime Minister John Howard has written to his immigration and health ministers asking them for advice on whether HIV/AIDS poses a public health risk and on the public health implications of letting HIV-positive people into the country.

When Mr Howard said last month that he would consider stopping HIV-positive people coming to the country unless there were humanitarian reasons to let them in, his comments were dismissed by some as populist.

But this latest move suggests there is a possibility those infected could find it harder to come to Australia, or, if they can come, to move about the country without having to report their movements.

Read the full story in The Age.

Australia has run out of water

The Prime Miniature is on the radio as I type, announcing that the Murray-Darling basin is suffering from an “unprecedented shortage of water” and that, unless there is significant rain in the next six weeks, there will be no water for irrigators.

The Murray-Darling is Australia’s biggest river system and it is the source of irrigation water for the vast majority of Australia’s agricultural industry. Apparently it’s expected that there will be enough water for “basic human consumption,” but none for farmers.

Maybe now would be a good time for the PM to acknowledge that by denying the possibility of climate change for so long he has led Australia to a very precarious predicament.

The dog whistler

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before John Howard weighed into the HIV debate. In a radio interview this morning, the PM has said that he doesn’t believe people with HIV should be allowed to migrate to Australia:

“My initial reaction is no (they should not be allowed in),” he said on Southern Cross radio.

“There may be some humanitarian considerations that could temper that in certain cases but prima facie – no.”

Mr Howard said Australia already stopped people with tuberculosis coming in and this was why he supported stopping HIV-positive people as well.

Howard knows as well as I do that Australia already bars HIV-positive people from entry as immigrants in most cases. Applications for resident status by people with HIV are routinely denied on the basis that the individual’s condition would lead to undue cost for the Australian community. Getting past this barrier requires that the applicant prove there are genuine humanitarian or compassionate reasons — via a lengthy and expensive legal process.

But now Howard is apparently considering legislative change to tighten the law further. He knows that the vast majority of people know nothing about the current arrangements and won’t bother to find out. If they did, they’d immediately see this is a non-issue — only a handful of HIV-positive people getting through the process each year (a few years back, my husband was one of the lucky ones) and those that do have genuine humanitarian or compassionate grounds for doing so.

Howard’s already said that “humanitarian considerations” will continue to have effect, contradicting his claim that there is a need for tighter restrictions. This is just an opportunity for grandstanding at the expense of a stigmatised group (last election year it was gay marriage, remember?)

This is blatant dog-whistling, and it’s something Howard has proven himself adept at.

A few years ago Howard infamously offered the opinion that Australia was taking in too many Asian migrants. These days he’s not allowed to make such obviously racist remarks, but substitute “HIV-positive” for “Asian” and nobody blinks.

The yellow peril has become the HIV peril, it’s an election year and Howard’s got the dog whistle out.

ALERT: The News Limited website is running a poll: Should HIV-positive people be allowed in?

ALERT 2: The SMH website is running a poll too: Where do you stand? Ban them or not?

Wednesday agit-prop

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Yes, the country’s going to Hell in a Handbasket, but you don’t have to just lie there and take it:

From the ACTU:

Casual workers at Darrell chocolates shops have been left with a less than sweet taste in their mouths after their employers served them up an AWA that cut public holiday pay by more than $100 a shift. Weekend rates are also slashed, and there is no pay rise factored in over the life of the five year agreement.

John Howard likes to trumpet that AWAs are “flexible” and allow workers to “negotiate” with their employers. But surprise, surprise: at Darrell Lea, every AWA is the same… and if you don’t sign, you lose shifts.

Tell Darrell Lea boss John Tolmie to pay his workers fairly! Send him an email from our website today.

From GetUp:

The Federal Government has passed extraordinary legislation that will close the rolls for new voters at 8pm, on the very night the election is officially called. In the last election, 83,000 first-time voters enrolled in the first week after the election was called. Hundreds of thousands more registered at their new address. But this time they won’t get that chance – unless we act urgently.

That’s why whether you’re enroled to vote or not, there’s a crucial role for you to play right now. Visit the GetUp website to demand this law be revoked, and help friends and family enrol correctly in the next two weeks — before new changes and extra red tape come into effect on April 16 making it even harder!

Go get ‘em, Tiger!

CC-licensed photo by woowoowoo

The next president of the United States?

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Crikey, if that’s the way she looks when she sees an old friend, I’d hate to be an enemy.

Seriously, I love Hillary and I hope she wins. (But I’m still rooting for Al Gore).

Séropositif?

I loved this campaign, from the French NGO AIDES, so much I put this image on page 3 of next week’s Positive Living:

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The posters show three of the candidates for the French Presidential election (left to right [politically as well as graphically] Ségolène Royal, François Bayrou and Nicolas Sarkozy) with the caption

Would you vote for me if I was HIV-positive?
It’s AIDS that needs to be excluded [from France], not people with AIDS.

Stirring stuff. AIDS and politics still intersect in France, and not only through the juvenile antics of ACT-UP Paris.

Did I mention that Positive Living is out next week? That would explain why I haven’t posted anything recently. Sorry about that.

All tip and no iceberg

Paul Keating was in classic form on ABC Radio’s The World Today yesterday:

PAUL KEATING: Well, the thing about poor old Costello, he’s all tip and no iceberg, you know. He (laughs), you know, he can throw a punch across the parliament, but the bloke he should be throwing the punch to his Howard. Of course, he doesn’t have the ticker for it.

Now, he’s now been treasurer for 11 years, the old coconut’s still sitting there, araldited to the seat, and, you know, the Treasurer works on the smart quips, but when it comes to staring down the Prime Minister in his office, he always leaves disappointed, you know, he never gets the sword out. You know, you know the thing ‘I’ll huff and puff and blow your house in’, that’s Costello (laughs).

ELEANOR HALL: Has the Government, though, now taken the high moral ground with this by removing Minister Campbell?

PAUL KEATING: Look, for John Howard to get to any high moral ground he would have to first climb out of the volcanic hole he’s dug for himself over the last decade. You know, it’s like one of those deep diamond mined holes in South Africa, you know, they’re about a mile underground. He’d have to come a mile up to get to even equilibrium, let alone have any contest in morality with Kevin Rudd.

ELEANOR HALL: You’d have to admit, though, that this has done some damage to Kevin Rudd. I mean, the attack looks like it’s going to continue. Is it likely to permanently damage him?

PAUL KEATING: Look, you know, the old thing, it’s a great saying in politics and law, ‘the dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on’.

Now, my advice to Kevin is to move on, let Mr Howard, you know, he’d be … at the moment, you can always tell when he’s twitchy, the old shoulder starts going, and I notice on the TV lately the shoulder’s going. He’s in trouble. He could’ve given the job to Costello and got out at the right moment, but he’s hanging on, you know, like grim death to the job, and now all of a sudden he’s up against it.

Didn’t hear this live on the wireless because I was booking tickets for Keating! at the Comedy Theatre at the time. Spooky.

A study in contrasts

Consider these two stories, both of which are fairly current:

1. In the UK, the British government has told Catholic adoption agencies they must comply with new laws which prohibit discrimination against same-sex couples seeking to adopt children, as must all adoption agencies. The agencies have two years to comply with the rules, and in the interim they have a statutory duty to refer would-be adoptive couples to other agencies. Predictably, the Catholics have responded with anger and warnings of ‘a new morality‘ being imposed by government via the workings of the UK Equality Act 2006. The Catholics don’t like the idea of a new morality because the old morality, in which they were legally entitled to discriminate against people on the basis of their religious superstitions, suited them just fine.

2. In Australia, where it’s an election year, the federal government has announced plans to ban same-sex couples from adopting children overseas. This is somewhat old news, as the legislation has been announced before, but it wasn’t an election year then. Last time it was an election year, the same federal government outlawed same-sex marriage (not that it was legal or anything). The Catholics and their fellow travellers applauded that action (which was supported by the lickspittle Labor opposition) and no doubt they are now drafting sermons in support of this move too.

The contrast between Australia and its former colonial power is clear. Britain is demonstrating that it is a confident, secular nation which cares deeply about the principles of non-discrimination. The British government’s actions on to bring adoption agencies into line with that principle have drawn considerable protest from the god-botherers, as did their decision to legislate for same-sex civil unions a few years ago, but Blair and his team have shrugged that off, as they should.

In Australia, anti-discrimination legislation at all levels of government universally provides an exemption for religious organisations. In most cases, this exemption permits the churches to discriminate against gay men and lesbians even in activities which are unrelated to their ‘core business’ of proselytism and ministry — so Catholic employment agencies, Catholic welfare agencies, Catholic hospitals, schools, homeless shelters and so on are all free to discriminate against individuals based on their gender, race or sexual orientation. Why is this allowed? Do we really believe discrimination is wrong, or not? I can (just) accept that some people carry these antediluvian superstitions in their head about Heaven, Hell and the rest, but I can’t see why this should qualify them for an exemption from the law.

The reasons why politicians allow this nonsense to persist are, of course, cynical in intent. Politicians pander to the churches to shore up their political support.

The churches continue to wield a great deal of influence in Australia, as they do in many countries including Britain. The British government doesn’t seem too deeply bothered by the prospect of an anti-government backlash from the pulpit, but in Australia the memories of the dark age of the DLP and Cardinal Mannix, when for two decades our political process was hijacked by the Catholic church, are still fresh — fresh enough that I don’t expect a lot of opposition from the ALP on this latest anti-gay move. They may even vote for it.

The argument behind all this posturing is familiar: children have a right to a mother and father, we’re told. But of course many kids don’t have a father and mother, for lots of reasons, and this has always been so. Even when the law changes to give children in same-sex relationships access to their third parent (as was the case earlier this year in Canada) there is an outcry from the religious lobby. The elephant in the room is that this has nothing to do with children’s rights and everything to do with perpetuating discrimination against normal, loving people who happen to be homosexual and who want to raise a family. The politicians and churches want to shoehorn human behaviour into a narrow, inflexible, and unnatural set of ‘norms’ — and we are the ones accused of ‘social engineering’!

In the 21st century, Australia is a notionally secular country which remains in the thrall of the Christian churches, while Britain, with its constitutionally established church, is an avowedly secular humanist state. Why?